Sometimes games can get a bit silly and
procrastination has been turned into an art form.
These are various quotes from our sessions of
Traveller, AD&D and Call of Cthulhu.Some of them are so obscure I can't even
remember what they were about......
Wolf and Kittyl exchange looks....
Wizard: Wolf:
Wizard:
Wolf:
Kittyl:
You must kill the dragon !! Not a problem. We've killed a dragon before.
Really?? What color?
Red !
Green !
Kittyl: Wolf:
Wolf:
Red ! Green !
We're both red/green color-blind.
Background: A side-on picture of an old style bath with a rubber ducky was presented to the group (for no apparent reason).
PH: It's an alien's top skull and someone tries to pick up the duck and then the alien know and it jumps up and goes "RRROOOOOOAAAARRR" and Nic goes "aaargh" and the alien goes "er".
RG: You like to watch is that what you're saying? (to JN)
TG: You put 3 chickens in the sun all day and then you put them on the guy's doorstep.
NC: Why?
DB: So they get Mad Fowls Disease.
PH: The Imperial Office of Chip Compliance has removed all the curly chips?
JN: I'm driving!
TG: Can you drive?
TG: Do you have any grenades in your glove box?
DB: Maps, towellettes, spare phone. Oh damn the box is empty.
?:I pluck the ghoul's eyebrows. We all pluck the ghoul's eyebrows! No we don't. We pluck the sheep's eyebrows! Yes, we pluck the librarian's eyebrows! Is the librarian a sheep? Ooooook.
RG: I didn't say that. I'd remember if I said something witty.
BT: Not hard core (in reference to RG and TG not buying all the D&D publications after first edition).
PH: Damn sprinkler interfering with our burnt offering.
RG: Can we have a sea-sick ogre-slaying weasel?
BT: Get out your silly detector. Blblblblblbl! It's off the scale! (When the party appeared)
PH: If you've got intelligence up your rectum, we've got a weasel to weasel it out.
DB: What did you find in the dungeon?
NC: Mooooo. (During a discussion on familiars)
NC: What did Rhonda do? She zapped Kittyl with a smell. I mean a spell.
DB: We launch all out weasel to wobbly guy warfare.
BT: You're awake Kittyl.
RG: I'm what?
"It could have been worse...it could have been me!"
(unknown who said it, but it was probably all of us)
"Now, this may sound silly to you..."
"Don't worry it's only a dagger, it can't do that much damage"
(To the tune of Some Girls Do)
Some ogres do oo oo oo oo,
Some ogres don't
Some ogres do a lot of killing and
Some ogres gloat.(To the tune of Daniel Boone)
Old Man Moran had a sword, he had 2 swords,
But the ogre was bigger, so he ran much quicker, far away.(To the tune of Cows with Guns)
They live underground
And much on your bones
They've been recorded through history
Mentioned in tomes,
Ghouls have fun.They live in the dark
They live in a cavern
Not the kind of chap
You would take to a tavern,
Ghouls fun undone.They live on dead meat
They live on our spares
A living compost unit
You keep under the stairs,
Ghouls - yum, yum.They live off our friends
And sponge off our rellies
Most of our ancestors
End up in their bellies,
Ghouls like them well done.
