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* are ALWAYS late, and ALWAYS finish early.
* talk to our customers as if they are idiots, then ignore what they say.
* make the song WE want to hear, anyway, what would you know?
* always erase the only good take.
* are committed to excellence - in avoiding effort.
* GUARANTEE to stuff the final mix
* will destroy all creativity with our apathy.
* aim, one way or another, to make your recording experience your last.
* will professionally produce an album that sounds worse than your demo.
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* have all the second and third hand rubbish gear that other studios throw out.
* don't compete with other studios - we ARE the worst.
* will always give you bad advice - then charge you for it.
* take ten weeks to do something most studios could do in an hour.
* charge you twice the price for a product half as good.
* are NEVER sober
* can rarely find what we're looking for, and if we do it won't work.
* always give our customers a hard time about their level of songwriting skill.
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