| $175 |
Hell Studios authentic Angle Grinder. - Grind all rivals into dust, or just give yourself that much needed haircut. |
| $350 |
Your mothers ovaries. Buy now to stop any more brain dead offspring like yourself from joining the human race. |
| $50 |
Genuine sold-my-soul-for-rock-&-roll charred baseball caps. |
| $45 |
Shirts. Black. Ripped. Sleeveless. What more do you want? Loser? |
| $60 |
Pack of 5 Medium gauge guitar picks. Elegantly sculptered from old razor blades. Free band-aid. |